Elementary-We’re Late. Maliligo Lang Ako.

20 04 2012

You’re in a rush, you have  to get going, but your friend stinks. What to do?  Well, practice this helpful dialog of course! Mickey and Jovitt break down the useful phrases of this episode, while Pupay and Razi talk about palangganas, tabos, and taking a shower!


A: Pare, huli na tayo!
B: Maliligo lang ako nang mabilis!
A: Ano? Huli na tayo!
B: Alam ko! Kaso, ang baho ko eh!

A: Dude, we’re late!
B: I’ll just take a quick shower!
A: Whut?! We’re late!
B: I know! But I stink!

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Elementary – Gutom! Sisig!

26 11 2011

After a long wait, we’re back with, yes, you guessed it, another food-related lesson! Cris, Jov, and Mickey tackle a classic Pampangueno dish: sisig – a staple for almost every Filipino who drinks beer or hangs out in a grill. It’s delicious. It’s succulent. It’s pig’s head. And it’s making us hungry.

A: Gutom na ako!
B: Maghintay ka muna!
A: Bakit ang tagal?
B: Hindi pa luto yung sisig!
A: AAARGH! GUTOM NA AKO!

A:I’m hungry!!!
B: Just wait a while!
A: What’s taking so long?
B: The sisig isn’t cooked yet!
A: ARGH! I’M HUNGRY!


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Pika-pika! – Bahala Na Si Batman

2 08 2011

Caught in a pickle? Bite off more than you can chew? Crap hit the fan? Thinking of eating that balut? In love with Katy Perry but you’re not Russell Brand? Well, if you don’t know what to do, then listen in!  Cris and Mickey talk about this odd, yet interesting, Filipino expression!


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Try Mo Try Ko! – Bilangan ng Baboy

1 07 2011

Let’s start July off with a new lesson to pig out on! Ah, did you get that? Did you get that clue? If you did, then this month’s offering of Try Mo, Try Ko will be as easy as pie (even if its an advanced lesson!). Don’t forget to leave your answers on the message board!

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Try Mo Try Ko! – Breaking Up

7 02 2011

Lessons too basic for you? Well, here’s a good way to test your Filipino listening and comprehension skills! Listen in as Razi and Cris introduce Kalyespeak’s newest series “Try Mo, Try ko!”

Leave your answers to the questions in the comments section! Who knows, you might even get a shout-out for being the first to answer correctly! :)


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Elementary-Do You Want to Talk? May Problema Ako.

19 07 2010

We’ve all had our fair share of ups and downs. That’s just how life goes. And we all know we couldn’t have made it without the help of our friends. This episode shows exactly the opposite of those times. Listen in as Mickey and Jov eavesdrop on a heart-to-heart talk of two “friends.” Razi and Paulo join in and talk about the Filipino cultural phenomenon known as “utang ng loob.”

A: May problema ako.
B: Gusto mo bang pag-usapan?
A: May pinatay ako.
B: Ah.. sige… una na ako.

A: I have a problem.
B: Do you want to talk about it?
A: I killed someone.
B: Oh… all right… I have to go…


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Music: Hanggang Magdamag by Mayonaisse

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Newbs – Street Food Series: Taho!

5 07 2010

Is it a drink or a snack? When it comes to taho, who cares?! It’s cheap and good, that’s all that matters! In this lesson from the Street Food Series, Mickey and Jov talk about the hot and sweet concoction that is taho. Raz and Paulo chime in and explain what it’s made of.

A: Taho! Taho!
B: Manong, magkano po isang baso?
A: P10 yung maliit. P15 yung malaki.
B: Isang maliit po. Padamihan po ng sago.

A: Taho! Taho!
B: Sir, how much is a glass?
A: P10 for the small one, P15 for the larger one.
B: One small one please. And please put a lot of sago.


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Song: Handog by Join the Club
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Newbs – Street Food Series: This is Delicious! Balut!

21 06 2010


People say Filipinos eat anything. And, honestly, maybe we do. In the pilot lesson of the new Street Food Series, the Kalyespeak crew will peel away the shell of everyone’s favorite egg – Balut. What is it? Is it good? Is that a feather?! Find out the answers here!

A: Ang sarap nito!
B: Ano ba iyan?
A: Balut!
B: Wow! Pahingi!

A: This is delicious!
B: What is that?
A: Balut!
B: Wow! Give me some!


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Music: Healing by Julianne
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Elementary – Where Does It Hurt? Sa Puso.

7 06 2010

We head to the doctor’s office today, but as we shall find out, the hurt of this patient needs more than just medical care. It’s a hurt that’s deep, and it does not scar – and that’s the worst hurt that one can get. Mickey and Jovitt tackle the language. They’re joined in by Razi and Paulo who will introduce us to different body parts and how to say them in Filipino.

A: Saan masakit? Sa ulo ba? Sa tiyan?
B: Hindi po, doc. Sa puso.
A: Heart attack iyan!
B: Hindi po. Heartbreak.

A: Where does it hurt? In your head? Your stomach?
B: No, doctor. It’s my heart.
A: That’s a heart attack!
B: No, it’s heartbreak.


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Music: Rock Baby Rock by Kala
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Elementary-Lover’s Spat. Honeybabes.

24 05 2010

We’ve all been through a quarrel or a spat with a loved one. And we’ve always had our own techniques and tricks of patching things up. Now, it’s time to learn how to patch things up the Filipino way. Mickey and Jovitt teach the language, while Razi and Paulo join in for some insights on “tampo” and “lambing.”

A: Oh, nagtatampo ka na naman.
B: Ikaw kasi eh. Nangchichicks ka na naman.
A: Honeybabes, friends lang kami. Promise.
B: Talaga lang ha.

A: Hey, you’re mad at me again…
B: It’s your fault. You’ve been flirting with girls again.
A: Honeybabes, we’re just friends. Promise.
B: Really now…


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Music: Babaeng Uy Ay by UpDharmaDown, Sugarfree & Brownman Revival
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Newbs-WIFI? Libre!

17 05 2010

Ever go to a coffee shop and feel the need to go online (to listen to the newest episode of kalyespeak, yeh?)?! Well, here’s just the lesson for you! Whether you call it wifi or wee-fee, we all need it, so here’s how to say it! Join Mickey, Jovitt and Razi as they talk about the language, free wifi and coffee shops


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A: May WIFI ba dito?
B: Siyempre.
A: Ano yung password?
B: Hindi kailangan. Libre eh.

A: Is there WIFI here?
B: Of course!
A: What’s the password?
B: You don’t need it because it’s free!

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Music: Bonggahan by 6CycleMind
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Newbs-My Boil! Tara Na Sa Ospital!

19 04 2010

You’ll know an emergency when you see one – and a festering boil ready to pop is one of them. Listen in as Jovitt and Mickey tackle an emergency in this episode of Kalyespeak. Also, Razi is making his debut as the newest member of the team as the ever-knowledgable Society Snail. This promises to be an insightful lesson of boils, emergencies, useful language, and circumcision (yes, you read it right, circumcision.)

A: Sasabog na yung pigsa ko!
B: Tara na sa ospital!
A: Bilis ang sakit!

A: My boil is going to explode!
B: Let’s go to the hospital!
A: Hurry! It hurts!!!


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Music: Superproxy 2K6 by the late great Francis M
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Elementary – Who Are You Voting For? Yung Pinaka…

12 04 2010

Colorful and tacky posters, annoying jingles, fake smiles and insincere handshakes – it’s that time again in the Philippines – National Elections! Listen in as Jov and Mickey talk about the upcoming May 2010 National Elections as they teach some helpful election-related language! So, who are you voting for?

A: Sino iboboto mo?
B: Yung pinakamatalino. Ikaw?
A: Yung pinakamasipag.

A: Who are you voting for?
B: The smartest one. You?
A: The most hardworking one.


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Music: Hari ng Sablay by Sugarfree
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Newbie – I’m Thirsty. Ito, Tubig

1 03 2010

Your throat is dry. Your lips are cracked. You’re parched, admit it. There’s no shame in saying you’re thirsty. And because we have no shame here in Kalyespeak, we’ll be teaching you how to say “I’m thirsty” in Filipino (talk about a segue!). Tune in as Mickey and Jovitt talk about thirst and water. Listen in closely and you might just guess where Cris G has gone off to!

A: Nauuhaw ako.

B: Oh, ito tubig.

A: Salamat po.

A: I’m thirsty.

B: Here, have some water.

A: Thanks.


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Music: “Lifeline” by Kjwan (galing!)

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Tara Let’s! – Binondo

26 01 2010

There’s a Chinatown in each country, but in the Philippines, Chinatown isn’t just a town – it’s a part of history. Listen in as Mickey and Cris head to the heart of Binondo and as they discuss the finer things in life, i.e. Chinese food and banks! Ano, tara let’s na to Binondo!


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