Ever had your heart broken by a two-timing loved one? If you haven’t, you can live through the excruciating ordeal vicariously as you listen to a boyfriend’s painful realization that his heart just got chopped in two. If you have, well, um, time to get over it. In this unusually long but entertaining episode, Cris and Mickey leave out the anger as they delve into the nitty-gritty of the dialog, while the culture vulture Jovitt takes a bite out of Filipino names.
A: Jhunjhun, girlfriend mo si Bingbing, di ba?
B: Oo, bakit?
A: Nakita ko siya kasama si Makmak. Naghahalikan sila.
B: ANO?! Walang-hiya siya.
A: Relax lang…
B: Saan yung bolo ko?!
A: Jhunjhun, Bingbing is your girlfriend, right?
B: Yeah, why?
A: I saw her with Makmak. They were kissing.
B: What??? That b*tch!
A: Just relax…
B: Where’s my machete?!
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Music: Evidence by Urbandub
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This was hilarious. I am a Filipino American and I find you guys very funny. The last segment on names is so true. I feel like I’m learning a lot from your lessons and having a great time, keep up the good work!
hahahaha! Salamat!!! We’ll try to get new episodes up this month!!! Been busy with getting married and stuff! – Mickey